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Jocelyn Yeoh Shu YiKranji Secondary School
30June1993
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Monday, December 10, 2007, 8:35 PM
I really want to blog because somehow I'm on this blogging craze BUT I DONT KNOW WTF I SHOULD BLOG ):(after 15 minutes)
Hi I'm back! :D Finally thought of what to blog already.Must be fucking boring to read my blog all bout netball right? Let's talk about other CCAs then , and e reasons why I didnt join them and joined netball (: (Although long time ago I didnt even think of joining other ccas because I thought I'll confirm join netball)
Basketball
God knows why but I can never play basketball well ! I can't dribble for ass' sake.Roaw ! I do love basketball shooting because it's easier to shoot compared to netball . But I'll never e in basketball because
One,I dont know what's travel but I think I'll always travel.
Two,I'll scream like some fucked up bitches when people play rough.
Three,I dont have stamina to last e long game.
Four,I dont have e courage to snatch ball.
Maybe I didnt try , but I think I dont rock at basketball hahah.
Table Tennis
Is they dont want me one. My table tennis skills suck pretty much.I can't handle small balls for god's sake.I dont have e accuracy to hit the really small ball and counter quick attacks.Because I'm slow in mind =.= I must really admit I man4 san1 pai1 because if I were to play table tennis , I would think about e ball travelling , then think to attack , then attack back . K fine . I dont know why I dont have to do that in netball though.So,table tennis' not my game wawh wawh .
Badminton
Used to be selected but I'm still in those you-out-i-also-dont-care category.Maybe e coach sees that I'm a left hand so I used to get selected . Anyway,same reasons.I can't counter quick attacks back . Maybe first time I can but second time I'll hualalalala and give up.And badminton is kind of tiring.I dont like muscles.Hands muscles I mean.
Soccer
Once I tried to hit e soccer ball with my forehead it hurts like hell . I can't kick a ball far and I totally know nuts bout soccer . Soccer is for guys , anyway .
Eldds
Like super totally out of e question?Yeah lah yeah lah . I can't act . I'll laugh on e stage like some euk biatches and do nothing except for laughing =.= I think I might even laugh if I attempt to cry Roar.
Symphonic Band
I HAVE TOTALLY NO RHYTHMIC SENSE[if such words exist].Learnt organ but quitted before I could even reach grade 1 DIAO.Reason for quitting? Everytime I play a wrong note I'll get hit on e fingers WHICH IS PAIN till like I dont know what.And I get breathless easily.So I can't blow instruments.If I were to play e drum,my legs and hands bloody can't coordinate HAHA . My fingers are not fast enough to change notes either. And also,grooming wise.If I'm in band , I would have been dropped like infinity times.
Modern Dance
If netball didn't exist modern dance could've been my second choice but I didnt make e mark. Often I suck at those beat thingayes and movements . I prefer free-and-easy dance.Learnt ballet before(laugh all you want because i think no one knows this dark secret) that's why I'm kind of flexible now heehee . Uh,I also learnt Indian Dance ( HAHAHAHAHA =.= ) before when I'm in P1 but quitted after attending like 3 lessons I think . I suddenly remembered how I cried and pleaded my mommy just to let me join Indian Dance ! Retard level = 10/10 . But you know , I'm neither elegant nor pretty so I couldn't meet e expectations and call myself a modern dancer.ANYWAY, netball is da best.
NPCC/NCC/STJOHN/BB/GB/UNIFORM GROUP
You can't imagine me in those uniforms and shouting @ e parade square can you ? (;
AVA
Shaotao must be thinking " The whole PA system would have crashed if this siaocharbor joined PA " Apparently I'm not very computerised and skilful bout those electronic gadgets.I test e microphone saying " hello hello " like an idiot and not " testing 1 2 3" Ain't professional enough.And I think I would pick e microphone and sing/crap till MdmLee comes and slaughters me.Hey I suddenly thought of something that I might be good @ in AVA ! That's to help keep wires ! I rock pretty much at entangling wires not. Hwahwa. If I were in AVA there would have been electric shocks everywhere . I bet you wouldnt want that to happen would you? (;
Environmental Club
People close to me should know that I'm super impatient + heartless. Though there's this undeniable fact that I really love plants and am interested in their growth + fun facts , I dont think I'll have e passion plus patience plus heart to really see them grow , or even look after them . Of course I dont think environmental club only involves this but also others . I dont think I'm up to them , though .
Journalist Club
If I were to be one of e journalists , the newsletter will definitely only have news bout KRANJI NETBALL and nothing else HAHA . And look @ how I blog. I bet the newsletter will only have words like leh lor lah fuck anything whatever yeahyeah . I dont wanna bring e club down HAHA . Furthermore I dont specialise in english and my english sucks. Grammar too.
Learning Centre
I can never be a librarian . If it's volunteery work I'm still able to be disciplined enough but if I were to be a librarian in Kranji Secondary I guess all I'll do is to blow air con ( freaking chinese-translated ) open book stamp book and nah,there you go.(oops i almost forgot technology has advanced and we no longer used chops) ANYWAY, I dont have e passion to really sit down there and make sure e books stay there and stuff . Too non-outdoor for me.
Young Entrepreneurs
*Burst real loud into laughter* HAHA . I think if I'm a entrepreneur(be it young or old) My business will definitely fail like I-dont-know-what. Because I dont have e patience to really watch e business grow,responsibility for e business and stuff . Haha . Furthermore I suck at accounts and perhaps I wouldn't bother hiring an accountant .
Photography
I can take candid shots but I can never take artistic shot . And I'll probably mess up e camera thingy during some occasions.I dont know bout angle / shots / whatsnot . So I'll probably suck being a photographer. According to my blur-ness I might even delete e photos accidentally Whooops.
Robotics
I suck at ideas / science for this.
Choir
Used to be in choir and I know lah. I often bragged about how DLS choir got a bronze just after I leave ( fine maybe it's just coincidence) I used to be e bride (shyshyleh) in e choir and sing my lungs out.As I grow my voice change until so man until I think I'll spoil e whole choir voice ah! LOL . Was selected but there again , I'm in those dont-want-also-nevermind categories.So yeah,choir's a no-no for me !
That's how I landed up in netball . Well,should not have said that because I swear I never once thought of joining other ccas except netball before . Roar , now that I'm already in Kranji Netball ( th team tht shines ) I'll work hard for this passion of mine , still burning fiercely :D :D Gogogo! :D
p/s : I suggest those who have not run a single 2.4km to really run because if you haven't run for a hell long time and you run again it really ached like fuck . till then you have you yourself to blame .